Meow. I've been pretty lazy lately, so that's why I haven't been writing. Meow. But hey, that's the life of a kitty cat.
*Sigh* So much to tell you. Ha ha. Yeah right! I don't do squat. I just lay around all day and lick myself. Bet you wish you could lick yourself, don't you? C'mon...admit it!
So, I've been trying to escape out the garage door lately when the humans come home. No such luck. They always catch me right before I sneak through. Dang. All I wanna do is explore the garage. It smells sooo good out there. Don't know what it is. Perhaps the garbage.
The human male put a new ceiling fan up this weekend. It makes me dizzy. I heard them talking about attaching a toy to it so it would spin around and make me go nuts. Bastards. Don't they know I could hurt myself? Meow.
Argh. I can't think of much more to write. I'm sooo sleepy. I'm going to go eat some more crappy food.
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