The humans finally got it right. I get my fish flavored cat food! Yesssss! Meow, meow.
They bought a new chair that I love to scratch. I really don't find anything wrong with that. It's fun to dig my claws in deep and rip that fabric apart. I don't know why they yell at me about it. They like to scratch things too.
I've been super lazy lately. It feels so good to sleep for five straight hours. I love it. Meow.
I still hear the human male talk about putting little devil horns on me for halloween. I'm not sure what sick satisfaction he'll get from that. I'll just bite him when he tries to put them on...hee hee...meow.
Hmm...my butt is tingling. I'm going to run and take a poopie...er, I mean crap.
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