Meow. Holy crap I'm tired. I slept 4 hours straight.
It was so peaceful today while the humans were at work. I really enjoy these moments. I have run of the whole place. No one petting me (they always pet me too hard), no one calling me names such as mew-mew, or pussy-wussy...I really hate those.
I ate a fly today. It's been bothering me for weeks now. I finally caught the little bastard buzzing around the garbage can. Damn near knocked myself out trying to get it.
I can't get my tail to stop flopping around. It's like it has a mind of it's own. It's especially annoying when I'm trying to crap and it flicks litter up in my face.
Ha. This one kills me. I tried attacking the human female's feet tonight and she flipped out. I love freaking her out like that. All I have to do is show some teeth and my eyes get all big and black. It really looks like I'm pissed off.
Time to go eat my crappy food. More later...
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