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Meow. Sorry I missed my entry yesterday. I was hung over from a party I had. The humans don't know about it yet...hee hee...I mean, meow meow.

Two other human females came to visit me today. I attacked one of them. She seemed to be enjoying it. Hmm. I wish my owners would play with me. I'm not bitter or anything, but they better pay more attention to me or I'll scratch their....eh, nevermind. Meow.

One of my owners, we shall call her J, was picking me up and making funny noises. "Come here kitty witty", she said. *Sigh*. I guess I'll put up with it for now. I mean really, I don't pick her up and say "come here human wooman".

I had a thought today. Life is pretty good. I mean, I sit around all day doing nothing. Sometimes I lick my crotch for fun...don't know why, but it keeps me amused. Sometimes I'll mess stuff up just to piss off the humans. I love taking things and hiding them. Meow.

Apparently they bought me some new food tonight. I'll eat it to be polite, but sheesh, is it too hard to get FISH flavored? Do I really have to do this myself? I swear I'll go to the store and get some...just give me the keys to the crapmobile.

Heading down to the dark, cold basement to take a poo. I just love it there. No, really, it's great. I love bumping into shit and nearly knocking myself senseless.